These are some new photos of Katie Holmes at an event called “Beauty Culture” – I think it was a photography exhibit. The guests included Halle Berry, Dita Von Teese, and tons of Scientology people, so take that however you want. I’m just going to be covering Katie Holmes’s appearance. Now… I’ve been yelled at before when I’ve criticized Katie for not dressing for her body. Most normal women understand their body faults and figure out ways to minimize their perceived faults and accentuate their positives. Katie never learned. She consistently wears styles that emphasize the wrong features. Plus, she’s just one of those chicks who makes expensive clothes look cheap. I can’t even begin to describe how this above-the-knee skirt and chunky booties were not the right choice for Katie’s legs. It should be a crime to do this to yourself. When are women going to realize this? If you have anything other than super-slim, toned legs, these booties will make your legs look TERRIBLE.

I do think Katie’s hair looks pretty. Over the weekend, I dyed my hair for the first time (ever), and it ended up a similar color to Katie’s. She also looks like she got some sun (probably from sitting by the pool all day with her daughter), which works on her. Should I talk about the clothes? They’re awful and ill-fitting. She has no taste.

By the way, as I looking through photos of Katie, I found this one of she and Tom at the taping of Oprah’s farewell show extravaganza. This is the face of contract renegotiations.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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